I’M DISABLED AND IN CRIPPLING DEBT

So…

HELP ME RUIN MY LIFE

Do you want to see me EAT SOAP and rank the taste on a tier list??? Do you want to see me legally change my name to something of the internet’s choosing??? Permanently tattoo my body with some dumb shit?

YOU’RE IN LUCK!

My ass has NO money… but what I do have… is cancer. YIPPEE!!! I also have autism (evil) and two creatures (miau)! I make art! You want to give me money sooo bad.

Donate

If you’re submitting through a payment app, please make sure to include a quick note specifying that the payment is a donation and if you want to remain anonymous or not. Stretch milestones (above 1k) and future plans will be discussed with my community during the 1k celebration stream!

ALL DONORS WILL BE LISTED AS A THANK YOU UNLESS YOU ASK ME NOT TO!

If a donation platform asks for my last 4 of my cell number as a confirmation, please DM me on any of my socials and I’ll provide it!

Thank You

Support

• Commission Me (Art)
• Hire Me (Transcription, Simple Custom Websites)

Milestones

• 150 USD - Smoothie of Betrayal
• 300 USD - Soap Taste Tier List
• 500 USD - The Internet Picks My Outfit
• 800 USD - Fuck My Cut Up
• 1000 USD - CELEBRATION STREAM
• The Internet Chooses My First Tattoo
• Legal Name Change
• Vtuber Debut

Follow Along

Until I secure a Vgen code, I’ll be accepting commissions via any payment method on my donation page! Offerings are limited to sketches within the fundraiser period to conserve time and energy.

Transcription

My very own transcription business is currently in pre-launch! If you’d be willing to work with me, I can provide a discounted rate (2.50 per audio minute is my general rate) in exchange for helping me build my portfolio and/or giving me a public shoutout on launch! Contact me directly for more information.

Websites

Would you be interested in a simple website (like this one) as a simple solution for a landing page, profile, or more? Just let me know! I’ll make you a custom carrd.co page starting at only 50 USD, then 25 USD annually for hosting and maintenance unless you would like the page to be transferred!

Milestones

This page contains a description of each milestone, and will serve as a resource to store links and information for completed milestones after the event is finished!

150 USD - Smoothie of Betrayal

I will create a smoothie out of ingredients selected from my kitchen chosen by live chat. Cursed combos are on the table, as long as it won’t kill me.

300 USD - Soap Taste Tier List

I will purchase and taste various soaps on live chat and provide my ratings and recommendations!

500 USD - The Internet Picks My Outfit

Want me to dress like a clown? An among us crewmate??? Goku??? I will be purchasing an outfit chosen by chat that I will be wearing (in public) for an entire day! Some restrictions apply for obvious reasons. My budget for this goal is 100 USD, but it can be increased with targeted donations!

800 USD - Fuck My Cut Up

YOU (Donators) get to suggest hair styles and colors and vote on them! All donors have voting rights. My only restriction is that I can’t go completely bald for sensory reasons. My budget for this goal is 150 USD for a proper stylist.

1000 USD - Celebration Stream

A celebration of all those that helped me get this far! My goal for this stream is to step back and have an open discussion with the community about my goals from here and where you all want to see me go. Here we’ll evaluate stretch goals and community events! Provided I have time, the art goal for this stream will be to draw a sketch of donators’ ocs together in one big image and finish up requests.